Hades: and you are wearing his merchandise? Hades: I've got 24 hours to get rid of this bozo, or the entire scheme I've been setting up for 18 years goes up in smoke, I throw everything I've got at him, and it doesn't even. For the Trojans, hey, they bet on the wrong horse, okay? I mean, for what? Pandora, it was the box thing. Hades: He's gotta have a weakness, because everybody's got a weakness. Aren't we forgetting one teensy-weensy, but ever so crucial little, tiny detail? Hades: Meg, Meg, Meg, my sweet deluded little minion. You mind runnin' that by me again? I must have had a chunk of brimstone wedged in my ear or something. Hades: Now you now how it feels to be like everyone else. Hades: You might feel just a little queasy. But unlike you gods lounging about up here, I regretfully have a full-time job that you, by the way, so charitably bestowed on me, Zeus. Hades: What! The Fates were here and you didn't tell me? Just inform me the minute the Fates arrive. And, as always, hey, full of dead people. ![]() You know, a little dark, a little gloomy. ![]() Hades: So is this an audience or a mosaic? Anyway, what do you owe these people, huh? It happens 'cause, you know, it's war, but what can I tell ya. I mean, it's, you know, it's a possibility. Hades: It's a small underworld, after all, huh? Hades: We dance, we kiss, we schmooze, we carry on, we go home happy. Pain: Remember, like, a few years ago, every other boy was named Jason, and the girls were all named Brittany? I mean, Hercules is a very popular name nowadays. Pain: This might be a different Hercules. Hades: So you took care of him, huh? "Dead as a doornail." Weren't those your *exact* words? Panic: Wait, wasn't Hercules the name of that kid we were supposed to.? Panic: "Hercules." Why does that name ring a bell? You know, I haven't been this choked up since I got a hunk of moussaka caught in my throat. You'll be dead before you can get to her. ![]() The son of my hated rival trapped forever in a river of death.
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